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Okcupid Bingo

In my previous job, I used to be a big fan of Buzzword Bingo. It helped to cut through the boredom of our regular branch meetings. The boss would never let us down, over-using wanky management buzzwords like ‘cognisant’, ‘paradigm’ or ‘synergy’. My favourite was ‘copacetic’.

So how about okcupid profile bingo? Here’s an example bingo card I prepared earlier:

If it goes well, we could turn it into an okcupid drinking game and market it to the masses, although the nanny state government here frowns on that sort of thing. Come to think of it, they frown on gambling too, so bingo is probably out too.