i can't be cool, Finally!

Finally!

Either I’m funny or the world’s funny, I don’t know which. The bottle and lid don’t fit. It could be the bottle’s fault or the lid’s fault. In either case, there’s no denying the fit is bad.

brb

I mainly journal on okcupid but I've decided to take my writing elsewhere. Anything dated prior to April 2011 was posted on okcupid first. If you ask nicely, I might give you my username there!